Posted 4 hours ago

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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Posted 4 hours ago
hitlerhadapenis:

jobethdalloway:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.



from mean to cute

hitlerhadapenis:

jobethdalloway:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

from mean to cute

Posted 4 hours ago
faerysyzed:

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat:

me-myself-nobody-else:

rlyrlysad:

mshpiece:

theminorityking:

frostbitch:

shoggothtan:

i made a cute transparent ghostie to drag around your dash :)

oH MY FUCKING GOD

ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION

aw it’s so c-JESUS CHRIST

this is the best 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT 

HOLLY HELL NO

good ^-^

faerysyzed:

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat:

me-myself-nobody-else:

rlyrlysad:

mshpiece:

theminorityking:

frostbitch:

shoggothtan:

i made a cute transparent ghostie to drag around your dash :)

oH MY FUCKING GOD

ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION

aw it’s so c-JESUS CHRIST

this is the best 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT 

HOLLY HELL NO

good ^-^

Posted 4 hours ago

petitedino:

supamans-girl:

paging-doctorfaggot:

katiekatiekatiee:

jecoart:

THIS is FUCKING PENCIL!

can never get over these

what the heck man

this deserves all of the recognition in the world

holy

(Source: blua)

Posted 4 hours ago
charlesoberonn:

01101111-01101111-01100100:

sanjista:

bbanditt:

chongthenomad:

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

charlesoberonn:

01101111-01101111-01100100:

sanjista:

bbanditt:

chongthenomad:

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

Posted 11 hours ago

bikeswithoutlimits:

Hp4 Booty!
Photo Via: | @S1000rrHp4 |
#BikesWithoutLimits #BWL #Hp4

Posted 11 hours ago
drunkenpandaaa:

Heard you was talkin shit

drunkenpandaaa:

Heard you was talkin shit

(Source: video.i.ua)

Posted 11 hours ago
Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)
Posted 11 hours ago

arielpunchesdemons:

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE

(Source: stokesandoates)

Posted 11 hours ago

rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

(Source: mediaite)